Sexy Skywalker Catipults New Fad Into International Spotlight

World Class Cleavage Shines New Light on Growing Teen Trend

Strange and dangerous teenage fads are nothing new. A cursory look back at history shows them in every era, with each new generation trying their hand at raising the bar in their own way. Some kids dodge trains, or climb up under them on bridges and wait for them to rush by. Some kids lie down in traffic or drive with their lights off. Some kids pour vodka into their eyes, or soak it into tampons and insert it where the sun don’t shine. Some kids smoke Smarties, drink hand sanitizer, car surf, and ghost ride the whip. Some kids plank. Some kids flat line. Some kids SWAT. Some kids are into bath salts and spice and Salvia and HFS and other lame forms of getting high. Some kids kick each other in the crotch for self expression. Some bite. Some get into kinky sex games like rainbow parties. Some kids take the easy way out and just troll. The smart set use Google Earth to crash their neighbors pools. I like those kids.

So what’s the hot new trend in Russia? It’s called Skywalking.

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Man eats another man’s face: Outbreak of fake zombie videos explode online

People pretend to be zombies to freak out friends, neighbors, random teenagers in the park

Angry Picard zombie

What has this world come to? And no, I’m not talking about homeless guys bugging the fuck out, getting naked, and eating people’s faces off. That’s different. The guy took bath salts. It’s explainable.

Bath salts - zombie

No, what I’m getting at are the tons of sick-humored individuals like myself who get a kick out of seeing other people dress up as zombies and chase people across neighborhoods, parks, and beaches.

Why are the actors doing this? Shits. Giggles. Shits and giggles.

Funny zombie

There’s no denying the facts here folks – the videos ARE pretty funny. And while it might be easy to sit here and say that people overreacting to a zombie chasing them seems a bit far-fetched – I mean, there are no such things (right?) – I’ll be the first to admit that if I saw a bloody, hacked up mess stumbling after me, I wouldn’t reach for my phone to call 911 for help.

I’d throw the thing at the monster’s head and get the fuck out of Reno.

I mean, in all honesty, with some of these people’s reactions, I’m surprised none of these imposters have been attacked back yet. Or hit in the head with a shovel. Or shot.

But that’s just my opinion. Check the videos out for yo’self and let me know in the comments below. How would you react to some guy dressed as a zombie chasing after you while you’re out for a run in the park? Would you run faster? Turn around and throw your portable speaker at the guy? Or would you just pull out your Glock .45 and add a new hole to guy’s head?

Videos after the jump!

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