Shit Stoners Say 4-20 EXCLUSIVE

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420 is coming up this weekend.  We started rambling  in the van on the way to the Sea Otter Classic and came up with some SHIT STONERS SAY. For those of you that don’t know, 4-20 is a national holiday for stoners, potheads, burners and even for those that just enjoy an occasional puff-puff pass in the park.  Please comment and feel free to add to the list…and pass to the left.

  1. Dude, can we make this into a bong? 
  2. Does anyone have Clear Eyes?
  3. Oh my god I’m sooooooo baked right now.
  4. Have you ever  ____________  (verb) while you’re high?
  5. Dude, have you seen my _____________(noun)?  I’ve been missing it for weeks!!!
  6. Isn’t the world so amazing?  It’s like toooootally small compared to the Universe, but the World is soooooo BIG.   So like, what IS big?  (followed by more profound existential statements)
  7. Do you have any papers?
  8. DOUBLE RAINBOW!!! OH MY GOD!!!
  9. Should I get the Cheetos?  Or the Nachos?  Cheetos?  Or Nachos?  Fritos?  Peanuts?  Candy?  Fuck it…. all of it.  NOM NOM NOM.
  10. What if you could ________________________ (activity, invention, profound business idea)?  Wouldn’t that be sick?  I’d DO that.  Totally would.

We hope you enjoyed todays mental exercise.  If you are going out to enjoy your 4-20, be sure to bring some tunes and share the good vibrations across your blanket with your sensual reggae collection and a Boombot Ultraportable Speaker.  Do something fresh.  Get artsy.  Explore culinary arts.  Go on a hike and get in touch with nature.

 

Obama is cracking down on marijuana hard

The Obama administration has quickly formed a war against marijuana with a government wide crack-down program.  When Obama initially came to office, he took a very apathetic stance at the regulation of the drug.  A reported 730,000 patients have legal access to marijuana.  Suddenly, over 100 raids have been authorized to dispensaries which surpasses the number set forth by the Bush administration.

Source: Rolling Stone
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Snoop Dogg Arrested for Possession of Weed: Take SIX!

Snoop Dogg likes marijuana. This is a fact.

Marijuana to Snoop Dogg is like milk to a baby.  To Snoop, rolling massive joints while on tour is practically a job.  Snoop Dogg was arrested for possession of marijuana at border patrol checkpoint at Sierra Blanca (Texas).  They found several unsmoked joints in the trash can on his touring bus.  This is the same spot Willie Nelson was busted at in 2010.  Although Snoop has a medical marijuana card in California, Texas authorities dont seem to give two shits about his prescription.
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