Ten Dumbest Celebrity Tattoos – 2012 Edition

Nothing Lasts Forever Except The Embarrassment of a Bad Tattoo

There are a lot of lists floating around on the internet these days of dumb celebrities who’ve gone and gotten even dumber tattoos. It’s funny to think of how a misspelling scrawled into their skin will indelibly remind us of just how fallible these lesser Gods really are. In the end they aren’t any better than the rest of us, just more popular and, in most cases, with a whole lot more money.  They might be better off investing in some sick sound gadgetry, but alas, to each his own.

Since the list of new idiotic tattoos being carved into the soft flesh of celebrities never seems to quit growing (thanks in no small part to rap music and reality television) we’ve decided to jump in and add our own Top Ten. Hope you enjoy! And remember, it’s only gotta last forever, so make sure it counts!

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Hannah Montana Coon Repellent Saves Hillbilly Santa

The internet is a weird and wonderful place.

There is no doubt about it. In fact it’s part of the reason we haven’t given up on it yet, despite the fact it’s about as far of course as something can be from its original design. We’re fairly certain that when Al Gore invented the thing he never imagined we’d sit around all day long in our pajamas posting pictures of what we ate and Instagraming them, then tagging our friends. Brave new world indeed.

“Wow bro, that burrito is HUGE! LOL” – If we read another LOL we’re going to #BARF. Seriously, do you really laugh out loud after everything like a braying jackass? We don’t think you do. Quick side note – Can you imagine what life would be like if people LOL’d as much in real life as they did in texts, tweets, and Facebook posts? We tried it for a whole day and barely lived through the awkward stares but we challenge you and your friends to give it a go – you know, for the lulz.

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Grown man has 15 tattoos of Miley Cyrus

Can’t really file this under “funny tattoos”, can we?

MileyCyrusCarl tattoo

Meet Carl McCoid AKA MileyCyrusCarl of Twitter fame. His page is unfortunately blocked, though I was able to find this one screen shot of it:

MileyCyrusCarl Twitter

He’s a creep. A creepy sort of creep, if you will. If you can’t read the description on his page, it reads: “Miley Cyrus u are a Miracle. I love u so much x nobody is more beautiful & sexy as u. I have 15 tattoos of u! There’s an Angel in LA xxxx”

Yes. This man — this GROWN man — is a huge fan of 19-year-old Miley Cyrus. So much so that he covered his body in tattoos devoted to her. Images include song titles, signature, and a very gigantic, very odd-looking portrait of Cyrus’s face.

Miley hasn’t come out to address these photos — which have gone viral the last few days — but we can all be pretty sure that MileyCirusCarl has 0% chance of ever meeting her . . . that is, unless it’s inside a courtroom.

Images of the tattoos after the jump.

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