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Zombies are the new Vampires

Halloween is just a few weeks away now, along with the season premiere of The Walking Dead, which means it’s time for…ZOMBIES! If you’ve been feeling the hankering for a hunk of fresh, hot, human brains don’t panic – you are not alone. In fact soon you’ll be part of the horde! Arrgh! Brains!

From Michael Jackson’s Thriller to Resident Evil’s 5th incarnation to AMC’s The Walking Dead it seems they are everywhere! Zombies have always been cool if you think about it – but lately they are getting the red carpet treatment they so richly deserve. Brad Pitt is even set to star in the film adaptation of World War Z, the New York Times bestseller from Max Brooks (who also wrote the Zombie Survival Guide). The film has had some production delays but promises to be a smashing success. As the Boombotix resident “zombie expert” I’m going to see it at the midnight screening for sure – whether that’s in December or next June.

According to one new source zombies are now worth over 5 billion dollars to the economy! That’s books, movies, videos, music, and blogs plus merchandise. One of the things contributing to this is a sudden uptick in the love of dystopic fiction – end of the world scenarios that involve complex interactions between morally divergent survivors fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. Think Hunger Games or the new NBC show REVOLUTION. Max Brooks had this to add on his website…

“I think they (zombies) reflect our very real anxieties of these crazy scary times. A zombie story gives people a fictional lens to see the real problems of the world. You can deal with societal breakdown, famine, disease, chaos in the streets, but as long as the catalyst for all of them is zombies, you can still sleep.”

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Man eats another man’s face: Outbreak of fake zombie videos explode online

People pretend to be zombies to freak out friends, neighbors, random teenagers in the park

Angry Picard zombie

What has this world come to? And no, I’m not talking about homeless guys bugging the fuck out, getting naked, and eating people’s faces off. That’s different. The guy took bath salts. It’s explainable.

Bath salts - zombie

No, what I’m getting at are the tons of sick-humored individuals like myself who get a kick out of seeing other people dress up as zombies and chase people across neighborhoods, parks, and beaches.

Why are the actors doing this? Shits. Giggles. Shits and giggles.

Funny zombie

There’s no denying the facts here folks – the videos ARE pretty funny. And while it might be easy to sit here and say that people overreacting to a zombie chasing them seems a bit far-fetched – I mean, there are no such things (right?) – I’ll be the first to admit that if I saw a bloody, hacked up mess stumbling after me, I wouldn’t reach for my phone to call 911 for help.

I’d throw the thing at the monster’s head and get the fuck out of Reno.

I mean, in all honesty, with some of these people’s reactions, I’m surprised none of these imposters have been attacked back yet. Or hit in the head with a shovel. Or shot.

But that’s just my opinion. Check the videos out for yo’self and let me know in the comments below. How would you react to some guy dressed as a zombie chasing after you while you’re out for a run in the park? Would you run faster? Turn around and throw your portable speaker at the guy? Or would you just pull out your Glock .45 and add a new hole to guy’s head?

Videos after the jump!

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